They use the Pastafarian core values to guide them. Members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster believe that their deeds on Earth can affect the afterlife. Pastafarianism, emphasizing that correlation and causation are this and that, asserts that the dwindling number of pirates causes global warming and natural disasters such as earthquakes, hurricanes, and volcanic eruptions that the world suffer from today. According to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the original pirates were really good men, but Hare Krishnas and the Christian missionaries of the Middle Ages shattered their reputations. As a matter of fact, the stone tabs containing the Eight Condiments, likewise known as the “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts,” were presented to none other than Mosey the Pirate. Pirates were the first followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the first believers of Pastafarianism. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster presented the “truth” about certain evolution propaganda and justifications.Īpart from being modern man’s ancestors, pirates also play an important role in the proliferation of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Therefore, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster strongly believes that the modern man really evolved from pirates. Evolution links 95% of human DNA to primates, but Pastafarianism says that the modern human shares 99.9% of their DNA with pirates. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster likewise shuns existing scientific proofs that humans evolved from primates. Upon saying this, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is probably chuckling in Heaven every time the scientists find evidences that contradict one another. According to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the great noodly deity specifically deliberately planted false carbon atoms and elements that would make scientists think that the world is really older than it is. Pastafarianism refuses to accept scientific evidences from fossil radiocarbon dating methods. This cannot happen because the Spaghetti Monster created the Earth only thousands of years ago. To the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the evolution theory cannot be true because it claims that it takes millions of years for species to change. Pastafarianism does not believe in the Natural Selection and Evolution theories proposed and supported by Charles Darwin and a number of other scientists. The book became the Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. On March 2006, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was published by Villard. After the Pastafarianism concept went viral, several publishers offered Bobby Henderson deals for writing a book about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Henderson called his beliefs Pastafarianism, and later presented it in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website.
He was also undetectable therefore, it is impossible to prove that He does not exist. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Supreme Being, invisible, and omnipotent. In his letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, he claimed that the world was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster- a heap of spaghetti with two large meatballs and a pair of eyes in stalks. In 2005, Bobby Henderson was just in his mid-20s, and a Physics graduate from Oregon State University, when he challenged curriculum. It was the heat of debates about the teaching of Intellectual Design alongside the Evolution Theory in Biology classes in American high schools. If you were asked to explain the creation of the universe in any way you wish, what explanation would you think of? One guy apparently came up with the idea that a noodle-like deity created life partly hung over from drinking from beer volcanoes the day before. Pastafarian The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster